It's a new day, and yet again you meet face-to-face with someone who's life has been upset and otherwise completely fucked over by the mormon religion. Now, some good friends of mine are mormons and they are not necisarily any of the things I'm about to say, they were simply unfortunate enough to be born into this shitty religion, and are stuck with it. And mormons are not bad people, just misguided zealots who seem to have a knack for being irrepressibly stupid.

Anyone who is a mormon is likely a dupe to begin with. They have classes at the mormon church where you learn how to trick people into letting you convince them mormonism is the truth. I call it the "Dupe stupid people and convert them to our way of thinking so we can take over the world" class. Whether or not that is it's actual name, is beside the point. That's what it should be called because that's what you learn, and that's what I call it. When a mormon comes knocking at your door, they have thier plan of attack all set up. Here's thier basic agenda as far as I can tell seeing as they come to my damn house constantly and insist I let them talk to me;

First, they fill your head with all this piteous garbage to confuse the hell out of you. "Joseph Smith" blah blah blah "Brigham Young" blah blah blah "God loves mormons" blah blah blah...you get the idea. Then they slyly point out the world's shortcomings. As you come out of your daze from the bullshit they first threw at you, you hear them telling about governmental corruption, wars, famines, droughts, diseases, and all other things that can be obviously seen to be a problem. Then they shove it at you as if it were fresh, new, divine information. This confuses the average schmuck even more until he asks the plainly baited question, "How does mormonism help me/people/the world/my bald uncle fuckberry." Then they put on thier game faces and ask the most pivotal question in thier entire plan for the conversion/hostile takeover of the world. "Well, if we could come in. We'd love to tell you more." Personally, I'd respond, "I bet you would you communist shit-cock. Get the fuck out and go irritate somebody else." But the average joe, doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground so he lets them in. Then you're done for, they basically tell you that if you don't accept mormonism as absolute truth, you are going to burn forever in hell. Nobody wants that, so Average Joe and his average family are duped into being mindless drones who dont allow caffeine, masturbation, or sex. I pity these poor dumb bastards.

I thought I should start this off with what pisses me off most. Feminists are at the top of my list at the moment.

Feminists don't want equality, they want supremacy. They burn thier bras and fight for thier supposed "freedom" as if they were some sort of alienated fucking race. The plain and simple fact is that women just aren't as good as men in the areas the feminist scum want to enter. The same goes for men. Men are just not as good as women at the things they do. Women have better reflexes, more compassion, a more goal-oriented nature, etc. Men don't try to do your shit though, because we don't care.

You want to be in ground combat, fine. I want to see an average woman carry a .50 caliber machine gun 30 miles without stopping. It's required of men, women gotta do it too. Oh, you can't? Then shut up and quit your bitching, we're all sick of hearing it.